I was tired of getting hit on by beautiful women every time I went out in public, and then I bought this jacket. Problem solved.
I must add that this jacket's repellent powers are infinitely multiplied when coupled with the included Medal of Yavin. Without it, the untrained female eye may confuse this ceremonial jacket with a Justin Timberlake style biker coat.
So if you're the type of guy who prefers to sit in the corner of the bar sipping a mikes hard lemonade while playing touch screen erotic photo hunt without any interruptions, you need to get this jacket. The 7 year olds in Shanghai who made this must-own article of clothing didn't grind out this bad boy for nothing.
Review By. C. Mangan
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